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It’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I think you should know: I’ve killed a lot of people.
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Let it happen
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I want to live in a Tim Burton movie and have Helena as my neighbor. Haha.
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Royal antelope calf on Flickr.
We’ve seen this blogged a lot lately from random sources, so we thought we’d re-blog it. This is our little royal antelope calf, born about a year ago. He had a rough start and had to be bottle-fed, but he’s doing great now. Enjoy!
Oh my! Want. To. Hug.
Questions not usually asked: DO IT -
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? In at the bottom out at the sides
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yes
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bear
8:Do you have freckles? No
9:Do you always smile for pictures? No
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? Whistling
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Only on treasure hunts
12:Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes
13:What about pooped in the woods? No
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? No
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? No
16:How many people have you slept with this week? 1
17:What size is your bed? Queen
18:What is your Song of the week? Pull My Heart Away -J.Penate
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes
20:Do you still watch cartoons? No
21:Whats your least favorite movie? Most recent terrible movie was The Sitter
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? In my flower bed
23:What do you drink with dinner? Water
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Chicken nuggets are gross
25:What is your favorite food? Spaghetti
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? To many to list.
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? Bryan E. (future hub)
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Girl scout. Two days.
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Personal calendar maybe.
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Haha
31:Can you change the oil on a car? No
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes
33:Ever ran out of gas? Once
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Reuben
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Greek yogurt with honey
36:What is your usual bedtime? 11:30
37:Are you lazy? No
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A clown, a bunny, a rock star, a devil..
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? Year of the Boar
40:How many languages can you speak? 1
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Whole Living
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos
43:Are you stubborn? With certain things
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Letterman
45:Ever watch soap operas? No
46:Are you afraid of heights? No
47:Do you sing in the car? Yes
48:Do you sing in the shower? Yes
49:Do you dance in the car? No
50:Ever used a gun? Yes
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 2005
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes but enjoyable
53:Is Christmas stressful? Yes
54:Ever eat a pierogi? No
55:Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Veterinarian
57:Do you believe in ghosts? No
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes
59:Take a vitamin daily? No
60:Wear slippers? No
61:Wear a bath robe? No
62:What do you wear to bed? Whatever is comfy
63:First concert? Ozzfest
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target
65:Nike or Adidas? nike
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Both please
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No
69:Ever take dance lessons? No
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Something to do with guns. He is gun crazy
71:Can you curl your tongue? Yes
72:Ever won a spelling bee? No
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes
74:Own any record albums? No
75:Own a record player? No
76:Regularly burn incense? No
77:Ever been in love? Yes
78:Who would you like to see in concert? Flo and the Mach
79:What was the last concert you saw? KOL and Band of Horses
80:Hot tea or cold tea? Both please
81:Tea or coffee? Tea
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar
83:Can you swim well? Like a fish
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes
85:Are you patient? Yes
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? Court house, no wedding. Waste O money.
87:Ever won a contest? No
88:Ever have plastic surgery? Once upon a time
89:Which are better black or green olives? Black
90:Can you knit or crochet? No
91:Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom
92:Do you want to get married? Yes
93:If married, how long have you been married? N/A
94:Who was your HS crush? Jack Jones
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No
96:Do you have kids? No
97:Do you want kids? Yes
98:Whats your favorite color? Any shade of Gray
99:Do you miss anyone right now? No
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Challenge: Buy Groceries at Whole Foods on a Poverty-Level Budget -
“I contacted Whole Foods and suggested a bet. If I could feed my family of three for 30 days exclusively from items purchased at Whole Foods for $491.10 they would reimburse me for my food. If I didn’t make it, they’d owe me nothing. The budget worked out to $16.31 cents per day total for all three of us. In case you’re wondering, here’s what we bought for the month.”
I found this very interesting. Whole foods just opened in our city and I want to go, but I felt that it would be really expensive (being a poor young person). With a little planning I think I can do this.
“He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the others: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn’t need a word for that any more than for pride or fear….One day I was talking to Cora. She prayed for me because she believed I was blind to sin, wanting me to kneel and pray too, because people to whom sin is just a matter of words, to them salvation is just words too.” — William Faulkner, As I Lay Dying (via whylovememylove)
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Watch out for the seal!
Hahaha
Oooh where is this? I want to go!
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What in the world….? Haha